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Warranty

Sounds crazy doesn't it? "If your tape gets eaten we will replace it." Well, call me nuts then. I don't know anyone who hasn't had a cassette get eaten at one point or another and it's the biggest pisser, because you already put money out for it, and buying it again is like paying double.

That's where I came up with the idea of a cassette warranty. Yeah, some people will abuse it, but others, it will help out. It will allow some people whose cassette deck goes out on them the chance to keep listening to Teragin Mist without having to shell out money for a tape they already bought, but don't think that the tapes are cheap just because I'm making this offer. On the contrary, A Caffeine Kind of Mellow is duped on to chrome cassettes for consistent top quality performance and Carbonated is duped onto top of the line Super 10s with BASF superchrome tape. The quality of these tapes have been critically acclaimed by a leading consumer rating magazine.

Suburban Deep Records is not currently offering any new cassette warranties, but for those that registered in time, here is the documentation to the The Five Year Cassette Warranty and to the Covered Through the Millennium Warranty.

 

Special note: The cassette warranty does not apply to sampler cassettes. It only applies to the Teragin Mist recordings A Caffeine Kind of Mellow and Carbonated.




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